You won't be doing the school run in these

So there comes a time when you need a dress that is completely and utterly impractical.  A dress that is simply gorgeous.  A dress that calls for a party.  Not just any party but a PARTAAAAAAAAAAY.   I would love to tell you I go to loads of these. I don't.  However, I feel I need to as I am now the proud owner of two dresses that call for such an occasion.  I may even have to just host my own partay (the husband will LOVE one of these.. not) so I can wear them.  

What do they both have in common?  They're both gorgeous and they're both green.  And I will not be doing the school run or any form of supermarket shop in either of them. 

It does seem though that lots of people do have occasions for these (clearly you lead way more glamorous lives than me) as I am getting loads of requests for them.  Can you please invite me to one so I can wear mine? 

First up is this from Rixo that I bought.  I did order it for a 40th birthday (obvs not mine) but it didn't arrive in time.  However I AM taking it to Ibiza with me today.. even though we are going on a Body Camp.  It will be fabulous.  I am going to come back a new woman (which will be nothing short of a miracle in three days...). 

However I reckon this with pair of flat sandals for dinner (even if we never leave the villa?!)  Unlike me, it was a total impulse purchase, breaking every shopping rule ever.  But for a pretty dress?... 

Rose Dress from Rixo £315  I am liking the idea of wearing this with pointed ankle boots though.. maybe I could wear this into the Autumn (with lashings of fake tan..) - she says desperately trying to justify the purchase!  

Staying with the green, I've gone from the sublime to the more sublime.  I have been after this dress since I first saw it at the Press Day last year and then again at the launch of their High Summer range.  

This is sublime.  Chances of me wearing this to Lidl?  *Even* with a denim jacket and trainers, I might struggle (although you say that...).  BUT it's perfect for a Summer party.  It's perfect for drinks in the evening under twinkly fairy lights (again, anyone offering?!)

Butterfly by Matthew Williamson green maxi ruffle dress £120






And it makes a pretty good pic for swanning in the woods.  This was the 12 yr old's idea as standing in front of the kitchen cupboards wasn't quite doing it justice.  I *will* find an occasion to wear these...


Another maxi to waft in the woods in... or a beach.  This would look amazing if you're off to somewhere fabulously glamourous for a beach wedding or celebration. 

Butterfly by Matthew Williamson palm leaf print maxi dress £120



Maxi madness again.  But if you're looking for something statement and stunning, look no further.

Ada Print Maxi Dress from Monsoon £119




And there are more.  For all those who were looking for a party party dress, look no further.  Sensible purchase head firmly in the cupboard please.  Strapless bras at the ready...

Floral Lace Skater Midi Dress £79



More navy at Monsoon.  

Olivia Ruffle Wrap Dress was £99 now £79.20  Now I reckon you could try a bra with this... Perfect style (finding a bra to work not withstanding) for those blessed with cleavage.



Staying with navy and definitely bra proof.

Eyelash Frill Dress in Navy from Warehouse £76



More navy - definitely the black of the season. 

One Shoulder Dress £49 from Warehouse



Shorter but with sleeves.  This is gorgeous (and actually could also be worn for occasion without looking like you're doing the walk of shame). 

Butterfly by Matthew Williamson £199



This isn't the easiest to wear but like I said - we are throwing caution to the wind.  Spanx me up. 

Star by Julien Macdonald Red Knitted Bardot Dress £79



Red again at Warehouse. 

Lace Tiered Midi Dress £89



Again, this one is only to be worn with a full, "suck me in, don't eat anything and try not to breath" body suit but it's so so gorgeous. 

Rani maxi dress from Monsoon £179 in pink


With THE most stunning back detail. 



And the maxis with sleeves... love love love these.  Le sigh.

Monsoon Lolo Floral Maxi Dress £249



But the one which I look at and swoon over... I would happily wear this into the Autumn. 

Lace Tiered Midi Dress from Needle & Thread £250



Sleeveless for that summer occasion... (and there's also a Need and Thread maxi for half price on my Very Exclusive Blog from yesterday...)

Needle and Thread Posy Embroidered Gown £350



And finishing with one that is slightly more wearable - Mrs Practical is rearing her ugly head BUT, well, it's lovely to get more use out a dress isn't it?  You're obviously not all Catholic so aren't crippled with the guilt we have ingrained in us but there is still that slight *eek* at looking at a dress you can't wear loads.  These will salve your conscience. 

Monsoon Sandy Tropical Halter Midi Dress £99



And outfit from yesterday...



Tee - Isbael Marant
Jacket - Hush
Jeans - Me+Em
Shoes - Air & Grace 
Bag - Anya Hindmarch

So that's our holiday done and I am now off to the airport.  All the news will be on my Insta stories.. if anyone fancies a laugh.... I will be back shortly!