That buying white skinny jeans is a task of nightmarish proportions.  That even if you have thin legs, white jeans can make you look horrific.  That jeans designed for the younger amongst us do not take into account the muffin you may have accrued at a certain age, regardless of your size.  Low cut jeans suck. So.  To

Every now and again things really do work out for a reason.  Normally, the phrase "ask and thee shall receive" is a crock of the proverbial.  But, like I said, every now and again, the shopping Gods smile down on us.   The other week I posted my lust list and then very nicely enquired on Twitter as

You know what's coming, don't you?  I've caved.  I have properly caved, much to the hilarity of most of my friends, and am more than slightly open to the prospect of a Birkie.  Yes, you read that right, a Birkie.  Now the last time I wore Birkenstocks when I was pregnant with the 9year old and the weather