From the sublime to the seemingly ridiculous.

But there is method in my apparent madness.  Bear with me.....

So - I may have mentioned a while ago that I was determined to get my legs out this year.  Turning 40 has made me realise that it's really no age (handy) and that by 50, I shall look back at my 40 year old self (as I look back at my 30 year old self) and think You Arse. 

My legs are really not that bad (once they've had the plucked chicken look fake tanned away) and nobody's going to lose their breakfast over them. (nobody cares!) 

But I have still struggled with finding the elusive dress.  Or skirt.  As one without a waist and being stupidly tall, day skirts for the summer are notoriously hard to find (the dreaded top dilemma being just one issue).  And dresses - hmmmm, there are oodles of them out there but they're either not my bag, too short, too just on the knee, too dressy, too expensive, too dry clean only, too distinctive, oh the list of excuses is endless. 

And then I had a brainwave.  Potentially a brainwave of the midlife crisis kind.  Shorts. 

Yes, shorts.  Not exactly the buttock revealing hotpants of shorts but a slightly longer denim number.   I had my brainwave last week when I was at TK Maxx looking for an outfit for BritMums and came across a longer All Saints pair.  And remembered how I actually didn't mind wearing my Warehouse ones, even to the supermarket last year (massive breakthrough for me - no-one died.  It was a miracle).  I have loads of tops that go with them, I don't flash my noo noo at anyone when I sit down and essentially, I think they're easier to wear than a skirt or short dress (length is always such an issue being Avatar tall). 

So with my holidays coming up and, of course, the scorchio weather that is about to descend on us till September, I decided to take my 40's resolution to another level and have been shorts shopping.  I see your skirts and raise you shorts. 

I had to go back to TK Maxx to take a random fascinator back that I'd purchased (thinking that it might be the same shade of blush as my pleated dress. As if.) and happened to come across two pairs of Ralph Lauren Denim & Supply shorts that it would have been rude not to buy (seeing as they were in the Clearance section for £18 and £12)  The red ones - to be fair, I'm not sure if I'm keeping them as I have very little red and they don't exactly fit into a capsule wardrobe.  Plus I broke every rule in my shopping book by buying them because they were £12 (they are a good fit, in my rubbish defence...) 

Here are my beauties. 

I was and have been looking at others that are out there and these are my cream of the crop.  I'm thinking that whilst they were a bargain, a khaki pair would be a lot more sensible in my wardrobe than the red - especially that of a holiday, capsule wardrobe nature.

Mint Velvet Khaki shorts  £29 down from £45




Shorts that I have been wearing for the last two years were from Warehouse.
Warehouse turn up denim shorts £26  I love these BUT they do come up small. I have the 12 and they're exactly the right fit.  Higher cut than so many I tried (this was two years ago but they do the same ones every year).  And slightly longer in the leg. 


In a slightly lighter wash (these are the ones I have) 


Limited Collection Cotton Rich Embroidered Shorts £29.50 M&S   I saw the trouser version of these instore today.  (here is a link to the trousers - divine.  Am kicking myself I didn't buy them there and then)  They look so much more expensive than they are, I can't tell you.  Go M&S. 





A slight hint of the Marants me thinks.  I love these.  I really really love these.



These below, also from the Limited Collection look slightly longer in real life than they do on the pics.  And we can be sure that anything from M&S isn't going to be too arse flashing. 

Limited Collection Boyfriend Shorts - £25






And in white.  Don't laugh.  Admittedly not the most practical (certainly not with the amount of fake tan I lather on in the Summer.  "see me from space" is all I'm saying.) but really useful, they'd go with everything and actually more flattering on a lighter tone skin. (of course, looks just as stunning on beautifully tanned skin as well, if you are one of those lucky individuals who doesn't go from default white straight to red without passing go)






Perhaps the best option for every day though are these from Oasis as they're mid length (with not a whiff of culotte about them.  Or Cruise liner worker....) 

Mid wash long shorts for £30


And in a darker wash - the perfect alternative for indigo skinnies. 


Slightly more distressed and a longer line again from Mango - in the sale £14.99.  Apparently high waisted.  To me they look normal as in comfy..... (spot the 40 year old) 






Topshop also have a longline pair  for £32



Or you could just cut off a pair of old jeans.  Unless you're me and this would be the male equivalent of hacking legs of a stool to make it shorter.  People would end up with an eyeful of what they really didn't need an eyeful of.  Too short.  But I'm sure most people aren't as cretinous as me. 

There are absolutely oodles of denim short options out there.  One of the reasons though, that I snapped up the Ralph Lauren ones and the All Saints ones was that during my shorts search a couple of years ago - boy was it difficult.  With so many, there was rather more muffin and cheek on show than would have been decent.   Too low and too high cut.  All in all, a recipe for disaster. (Not looking at Zara TRF or anything).  

Now I'm all set to go with the legs out.  When we actually get some Summer that is.  Pah.

So have I lost my 40 year old marbles?  Do you do shorts?  Will you do shorts?  I am looking forward to hopefully showing that it can be done - once the weather scoots over 20 degrees for more than about 10 minutes.  Bring it on! 

Here is what I've been scooching about in for the last couple of days.  Working this week so lots of research going on.  Not to mention some very exciting house news that is set to make the blog very interesting.

Yesterday - this is one of those outfits that I thought worked but actually on reflection - nah.  I'm not going to lie - I have always struggled with these jeans.  I can think of one shirt that I love wearing them with and to be honest, I should just give up and leave them to wear with that.  Maybe two tops.  But certainly not this outfit.  Not to be repeated.